FUCKING PANIC IN THE STREETS PEOPLE! FUCKING CHAOS IS GOING TO ERUPT! WE ARE DONE FOR! WITHIN IN ONE WEEK THE USA AS WE KNOW IT WILL BE EVER CHANGED!1!!1!1 SAY FAREWELL TO YOUR LOVED ONES, THIS IS ARMAGGEDON!!111!
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Fear that terrorists could poison children has led three Dover aldermen to begin inspecting gumball machines.
They've surveyed 103 machines in the Morris County town and expect to report their results on New Year's Day.
Aldermen Frank Poolas, Jack Delaney and Michael Picciallo have found 100 unlicensed machines filled with gumballs, jawbreakers and other candies. The three feel they're ripe for terrorists to lace with poisoned products.
Police Chief Harold "Butch" Valentine tells The Star-Ledger of Newark the odds are a person would win the lottery before terrorists would use the machines to launch an attack.
Delaney says their goal is to create a registration process to find out where the candy is coming from.
They've surveyed 103 machines in the Morris County town and expect to report their results on New Year's Day.
Aldermen Frank Poolas, Jack Delaney and Michael Picciallo have found 100 unlicensed machines filled with gumballs, jawbreakers and other candies. The three feel they're ripe for terrorists to lace with poisoned products.
Police Chief Harold "Butch" Valentine tells The Star-Ledger of Newark the odds are a person would win the lottery before terrorists would use the machines to launch an attack.
Delaney says their goal is to create a registration process to find out where the candy is coming from.
Spread the word folks! Fear! Ahhhhh! Gumballs are no longer safe!
come the fuck on. Seriously. Can we stop being afraid of our shadows please.