Kenny  

Kenny says to you, "Ahhhh! Whh whho are you?"
You say to Kenny, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you... I am XXXXXX."
Kenny says to you, "Whhha whhhat do you want?"
You say to Kenny, "What are you doing in this dark forest? I could see a doll such as yourself being torn to shreds in a place like this."
Kenny says to you, "I... I am not a doll... Well, at least I wasn't always a doll."
You say to Kenny, "What happened to you?"
Kenny says to you, "I was once a powerful shaman... I was known throughout my home lands. Alas, now I am but a play thing."
You say to Kenny, "Do you still have the powers you had then?"
Kenny says to you, "Yes, but I was a healer of body and mind. Who would take such healing from something that looks as I do? Not to mention there is the terms of my curse."
You say to Kenny, "What terms?"
Kenny says to you, "The one who cursed me is holding a ransom on my soul. I can never truly be free unless I am to pay him a rather large sum of money."
You say to Kenny, "I think we may be able to work something out... How about you lend me your healing services and I will pay you in return?"
Kenny says to you, "The amount of money I would need would be significant..."
You say to Kenny, "I have deep pockets..."
You pay 30 Platinum to hire this mercenary.
You've earned the achievement, Lookie What I Found!