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#1 Jul 20 2014 at 9:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's awful. Don't bother.

Unless you want to see Scarlett Johanssen naked.
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#2 Jul 21 2014 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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Hadn't considered. Now going to google.

How was ScarJo's acting? She's been horrible in the past, and the first movie I didn't feel absolutely disgusted with her was Captain America 2.
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#3 Jul 21 2014 at 8:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Unless you want to see Scarlett Johanssen naked.

That's what screen caps and gifs are for. Let someone else take the bullet.
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#4 Jul 21 2014 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
It's awful. Don't bother.

Unless you want to see Scarlett Johanssen naked.

Agreed, I felt robbed of 4.99.
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#5 Jul 21 2014 at 4:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
How was ScarJo's acting? She's been horrible in the past, and the first movie I didn't feel absolutely disgusted with her was Captain America 2.

There are maybe 200 words spoken in the entire movie, about 75% of them from random dudes with Scottish accents thicker than frozen molasses (i.e. unintelligible).

Movie critic types apparently love this film because there's literally zero exposition (note: and I mean absolutely none; not one stitch of dialogue explains WTF is going on), so you're left to fill in the details with your imagination. Unfortunately, it translates into a mind-numbingly boring two hour experience.
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