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#1 Feb 19 2017 at 11:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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I realised recently that my moral character is more or less impeccable and it makes it difficult for others, especially the sin-riddled denizens of this dive bar, to relate to me. So, as a quick fix, I'm going to become prejudiced.

Who should I pick? I need a group that people can take my newly acquired hatred of seriously, but also one that's a safe enough target that I won't get ostracised by society at large. You know, like gingers or anime fans.
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#2 Feb 19 2017 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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Have you tried immigrants? I think you could be on the cutting edge of that trend.
#3 Feb 19 2017 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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The media, maybe? I hear telling them they're fake news is like using the N-word.
#4 Feb 19 2017 at 4:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Furries is always a safe bet. Even the weirdo anime people don't bother defending furries.
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#5 Feb 19 2017 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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Pony people. Any of the varieties of them, although preferably keep it nebulous so you can hate the most relevant and/or despised minority for the group you are bonding with over your shared hatred of "the other".
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#6 Feb 19 2017 at 5:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Misogyny seems to be a favorite. Or you could just go for general snobbery.
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#7 Feb 19 2017 at 6:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe hate impoverished Hispanic chicks who dress up like ponies for sex.

Or at least feel sorry for them.

Edited, Feb 19th 2017 6:11pm by Jophiel
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#8 Feb 19 2017 at 8:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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You could try hating those more intelligent then yourself, and when you do that, you could do it by projecting your own, lower intelligence level onto those you are being biased against.

That's what I do and it works fine, you stupid moron!

Edited, Feb 19th 2017 7:00pm by stupidmonkey
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#9 Feb 20 2017 at 5:01 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Maybe hate impoverished Hispanic chicks who dress up like ponies for sex.

Or at least feel sorry for them.


Actually, I think that's my fetish now.
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#10 Feb 20 2017 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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You should use every chance you get to stick it to whitey.
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#11 Feb 21 2017 at 10:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Have you tried yelling at customer service people? I hear that helps.
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#12 Feb 21 2017 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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Go with a proven winner: hate the Jews.
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