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#152 Oct 22 2015 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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I guess it's pretty amusing he feels his family is safer in a sharia law country than this one.
Amusing in that he's an idiot or amusing in that his male heir is probably actually safer there than in the land of the free?
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#153 Oct 22 2015 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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I probably meant the second one, but both work.
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I like how the story is "Ahmed Mohammad is leaving US..." as though 14 year olds just move from country to country on their own or pick which countries they're moving to for their family. Isn't Qatar a US ally? But the story is "leaves for SHARIA LAW!!!" not "Leaves for home of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center" or anything. Guess it's all in the packaging.

I don't see much to care about though. I mean... what? His plan was to fake a clock-bomb, meet the president and then move to Qatar? I don't even know how that's supposed to work.
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#155 Oct 22 2015 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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You don't see much? The US just made another TERRORIST? A master clock maker is moving to a Muslim country and will therefore become a master bomb maker!!! OMG!!!
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#156 Oct 22 2015 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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So what you're saying is that the Swiss are behind everything?
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#157 Oct 22 2015 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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Of course. They use all that chocolate to lure us into a false sense of security
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#158 Oct 22 2015 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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So what you're saying is that the Swiss are behind everything?
Shhh! We don't talk about that openly. Are you trying to get us all killed?
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#159 Oct 22 2015 at 6:16 PM Rating: Decent
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I was originally just ignoring this, because the level of clue was just too low, but whatever.

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It looked like a bomb. It was a device that, if found unattended, someone would reasonably mistake for a bomb. .....It was because they were aware that this same device, in a very slightly different context, could very easily (almost certainly in fact) be mistaken for a bomb.
"Left unattended" is not "a slightly different context" then "carrying it around". It is the opposite of "carrying it around".


Everything that is "left unattended" was, at some point prior to that point, "carried around". Get it? They did not know if he brought it to school intending to leave it unattended, and it was only because it started beeping in class that he was "caught" before hand. They had to make a judgement call based on what they thought his intentions were, and from all accounts, he didn't help himself when being questioned by the police. He failed to tell them why he brought the clock to school, failed to tell them that he'd already told a teacher he had it, and was "passive aggressive" to the police (their word, don't ask me precisely what that means).

So yeah. You get caught walking around school with a device in your backpack that, if left unattended would likely result in the bomb squad being called, and then are uncooperative with the administration and police, it's a good bet you're going to get arrested. Kinda like how telling a cop you don't have to show him your license (or signing a ticket) when pulled over for a broken tail light will. The peanut gallery of useful idiots jumping in and proclaiming that having a broken tail light shouldn't result in getting arrested completely misses the point. It's not what he did that brought the attention of the police, but what he did after that point.

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I'd say the same of you guys. Part of why I stopped posting in this thread is because I've explained the same thing several times, and it's like it just passes right through your brains and out the other side.
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#160 Oct 22 2015 at 8:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, must be everyone else who doesn't get it.
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#161 Oct 22 2015 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
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So what you're saying is that the Swiss are behind everything?
Shhh! We don't talk about that openly. Are you trying to get us all killed?


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#162 Oct 22 2015 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
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That's just the way it ends out, Joph.
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#163 Oct 23 2015 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Part of why I stopped posting in this thread is because I've explained the same thing several times
Bullshit.
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#164 Oct 23 2015 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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SSM threads still going strong though, even after they're declared the law o' the land.
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Part of why I stopped posting in this thread is because I've explained the same thing several times
Bullshit.


You're right. You got me. It was space aliens.
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#166 Oct 28 2015 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
It was space aliens.
More believable than "because repetition."
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#167 Oct 28 2015 at 7:05 PM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
SSM threads still going strong though, even after they're declared the law o' the land.


Same deal with Abortion. It's almost like there's a pattern to be seen here. What could it be? Maybe that trying to "solve" social disagreements by judicial fiat isn't the best approach. Or it could be those pesky space aliens again.
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gbaji wrote:
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SSM threads still going strong though, even after they're declared the law o' the land.


Same deal with Abortion. It's almost like there's a pattern to be seen here. What could it be? Maybe that trying to "solve" social disagreements by judicial fiat isn't the best approach. Or it could be those pesky space aliens again.


Please do tell what you think the better "solution" to "social disagreements" is.
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SSM threads still going strong though, even after they're declared the law o' the land.


Same deal with Abortion. It's almost like there's a pattern to be seen here. What could it be? Maybe that trying to "solve" social disagreements by judicial fiat isn't the best approach. Or it could be those pesky space aliens again.


Please do tell what you think the better "solution" to "social disagreements" is.


Powerful Majority rule, of course. Smiley: schooled
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gbaji wrote:
Maybe that trying to "solve" social disagreements by judicial fiat isn't the best approach.

True. They can try to ensure people their rights but they can't make the losers accept that people have those rights.
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#171 Oct 29 2015 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
It's almost like there's a pattern to be seen here. What could it be?
Oh, oh! They're topics you don't understand yet believe you can bluff your way through.
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#172 Oct 29 2015 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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SSM threads still going strong though, even after they're declared the law o' the land.
Same deal with Abortion. It's almost like there's a pattern to be seen here. What could it be? Maybe that trying to "solve" social disagreements by judicial fiat isn't the best approach. Or it could be those pesky space aliens again.
Please do tell what you think the better "solution" to "social disagreements" is.
Powerful Majority rule, of course. Smiley: schooled
gbaji prefers an oligarchy so he doen't have to share.

I have this image in my head of him, when he was a kid, beating his sibling(s) about the head because he caught them playing with his Tonka trucks.
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#173 Oct 29 2015 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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I'd believe only child.
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#174 Oct 29 2015 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
I'd believe only child.
Me, too, if it weren't for the claims of deprivation and hand-me-down clothes he's posted over the years.


I mean, I don't believe him, but he did say so.
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Gbaji has posted before about nieces and nephews. Since we know he's not married, they must be the children of his siblings. Or else some creepy neighbor situation where the local kids call him "Uncle Gbaji" Smiley: um
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Gbaji has posted before about nieces and nephews. Since we know he's not married, they must be the children of his siblings. Or else some creepy neighbor situation where the local kids call him "Uncle Gbaji" Smiley: um
Does gbaji drive a van?
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