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#1 Sep 09 2015 at 3:39 AM Rating: Good
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And you cough puddles of mouthwash all over your desk and keyboard?

Yeah, me either. :/
#2 Sep 09 2015 at 4:27 AM Rating: Good
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Is it Listerine? Damn that would burn.
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#3 Sep 09 2015 at 4:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Turn sticky keys off, that should solve one of your problems.
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#4 Sep 09 2015 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Why are your desk and keyboard in the bathroom? Smiley: dubious
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#5 Sep 09 2015 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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Closer to the sink, for when she has to wash up a bunch of spilled listerine from her desk.

Next question.
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#6 Sep 09 2015 at 1:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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How about when you gargle peanut butter?
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#7 Sep 09 2015 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Why are your desk and keyboard in the bathroom? Smiley: dubious


This. You're not supposed to actually drink mouthwash.
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#8 Sep 10 2015 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, what's new in Bizzaro Canada.
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#9 Sep 11 2015 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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It's 2015 and we're still using mouthwash Smiley: mad
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#10 Sep 11 2015 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kuwoobie wrote:
It's 2015 and we're still using mouthwash Smiley: mad

Consistently and non-stop since 1978! Is my gingivitis cured yet?
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#11 Sep 11 2015 at 9:11 PM Rating: Good
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Aye, but it was killed off by the worse smelling stuff growing in your mouth.
#12 Sep 14 2015 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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It's whats keeping the dragons out west.
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#13 Sep 15 2015 at 5:39 AM Rating: Good
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It's whats keeping the dragons out west.
I think it's the very high number of guns in South Dakota but your idea may have some merit.Smiley: schooled
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#14 Sep 15 2015 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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Huh, I'd have thought Texas would be higher on the list. And Florida should be higher, considering the brief zombie outbreak they had.
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#15 Sep 16 2015 at 2:57 AM Rating: Good
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