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#77 Jan 28 2015 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:

We must have gotten at least 2 feet. Hard to say with all the drifting, but it's ALOT. I had 3-4 feet in front of my garage door, but it tapered down to a couple inches in front of my husbands garage door.

Sounds like your husband must have got to his side first and found a good spot to pile the snow.
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#78 Jan 28 2015 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:

We must have gotten at least 2 feet. Hard to say with all the drifting, but it's ALOT. I had 3-4 feet in front of my garage door, but it tapered down to a couple inches in front of my husbands garage door.

Sounds like your husband must have got to his side first and found a good spot to pile the snow.

This would make perfect sense except he was gone through-out the whole storm.

The office is really, really quiet this morning. Peeps still not cleared out, I guess.

16 inches is the official count coming in around me.






Edited, Jan 28th 2015 3:38pm by Elinda
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#79 Jan 28 2015 at 8:47 AM Rating: Decent
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This would make perfect sense except he was gone through-out the whole storm.

Or was he!

16 inches is the official count coming in around me.

We got roughly twice that. I'll try to take a picture of my son in the snow later. He's about three feet tall. Oh well, at least we aren't getting any more snow until tomorrow.
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#80 Jan 28 2015 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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We got relatively nothing, but you wouldn't know that from all the news coverage over it.
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Have fun fighting the wendigos or wampas or remorhaz or whatever you guys have out there. I'll be out driving around, lamenting how inferior our snowfall was

To be honest, it's all worth it if makes the "news" channel talk about anything other than deflated footballs even for just a few minute.s

I thought the sexual innuendos were funny. I can pass on the actual drama.

Sexual innuendos? Considering the procedure I had done last month, my mind kept going elsewhere.
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Have fun fighting the wendigos or wampas or remorhaz or whatever you guys have out there. I'll be out driving around, lamenting how inferior our snowfall was

To be honest, it's all worth it if makes the "news" channel talk about anything other than deflated footballs even for just a few minute.s

I thought the sexual innuendos were funny. I can pass on the actual drama.

Sexual innuendos? Considering the procedure I had done last month, my mind kept going elsewhere.
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There was that one joke though, that no one got, about her dog getting photographed wearing only a leather collar.




Edited, Jan 28th 2015 10:01pm by Elinda
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#83 Jan 31 2015 at 11:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, it ain't 2-3' but my phone just warned me of 10-12" of snow by tomorrow night. Which seemed to come out of nowhere -- no one was talking about this a day ago and the weather app looked clear.
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#84 Jan 31 2015 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, it ain't 2-3' but my phone just warned me of 10-12" of snow by tomorrow night.

Me, too. We'll be shoveling the windows so we can see out soon.
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Well, it ain't 2-3' but my phone just warned me of 10-12" of snow by tomorrow night. Which seemed to come out of nowhere -- no one was talking about this a day ago and the weather app looked clear.
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Power Ranger kills man with sword? Not season 1, don't know who that is. But it's a thing that was mildly interesting for headline only.
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We're supposed to get another foot of snow today. We must have shoveled a (literal) ton of snow off the deck this weekend.

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Power Ranger kills man with sword?
Coincidentally, the original Red Power Ranger has been known to stab men with his sword, too.

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Elinda wrote:
We're supposed to get another foot of snow today. We must have shoveled a (literal) ton of snow off the deck this weekend.

We got about 15" which wasn't so bad. Shoveled three times and there's another 2" or so to be removed yet. More exciting was the drive into work this morning where the snow removal operations seemed to be more in the "proof of concept" phase than the actual "Make the roads drivable" stage.
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#90 Feb 02 2015 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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We've got flooding and freezing rain warnings at the moment, which usually combines to make looking at the window fun.
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#91 Feb 02 2015 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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What's this snow stuff you yahoos keep talking about?
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#92 Feb 02 2015 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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The FCC will issue new findings on Net Neutrality this week and is expected to come down in favor of treating broadband like a public utility and ban speeding up or slowing down speeds for specific websites.
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The FCC will issue new findings on Net Neutrality this week and is expected to come down in favor of treating broadband like a public utility and ban speeding up or slowing down speeds for specific websites.

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The FCC will issue new findings on Net Neutrality this week and is expected to come down in favor of treating broadband like a public utility and ban speeding up or slowing down speeds for specific websites.
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The FCC will issue new findings on Net Neutrality this week and is expected to come down in favor of treating broadband like a public utility and ban speeding up or slowing down speeds for specific websites.

Then, shortly afterward, caving and not in any way regulation them like a public utility.
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#96 Feb 03 2015 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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What's this snow stuff you yahoos keep talking about?

I was meaning to snap a picture from home this morning, but forgot. It's like the driveway the deck...all the places we shovel, are submerged because the snow is piled up so high around it.

I fear for my fruit trees as the snow is up to their mid-section.

Here is outside my office atm. It's a pretty anti-climatic picture.

I hear Chicago got hard hit again.....

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Here is outside my office atm. It's a pretty anti-climatic picture.


Filthy fucking casual. My front door. The walk was shoveled two days ago, the fence is 4 feet high at it's highest point. Hannah has missed 5 days of school since last Tuesday.

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Lol, go get your walk shoveled.
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Filthy fucking casual. [...] Hannah has missed 5 days of school since last Tuesday.
Uphill, both ways, etc.
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#100 Feb 03 2015 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, really. You're home all day, go grab a shovel.
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Yeah, really. You're home all day, go grab a shovel.

I have people for that.

Nexa. By "people" I mean Nexa.
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