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#927 May 19 2015 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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he whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky…

You couldn’t go out without getting spider webs on you. And I’ve got a beard as well, so they kept getting in my beard.


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#928 May 19 2015 at 1:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Australia is horrifying. It's kinda like Texas, but replace "bikers and guns" with everything else.

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Australia is horrifying. It's kinda like Texas, but replace "bikers and guns" with everything else.



Fury Road isn't an action movie, it's a horror movie about people killing each other trying to outrun the spider storm.
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Australia is horrifying. It's kinda like Texas, but replace "bikers and guns" with everything else.



Fury Road isn't an action movie, it's a horror movie about people killing each other trying to outrun the spider storm.


So, a documentary.
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Arachnado.
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It's raining spiders

Not moving to Australia.


That whole continent is dangerous animal mecca.

Sharks surf tidal waves in order to inhabit their inland golf courses. I don't think you can get more crazy than that, but .
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Arachnado.
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#934 May 20 2015 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Or one flame thrower. Set the air on FIRE!
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Or one flame thrower. Set the air on FIRE!


They just managed to put Australia out after the last cleansing, and you want to light it on fire again?
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Clearly the cleansing wasn't thorough enough.
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#937 May 21 2015 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
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Fire wasn't hot enough. Someone get those logs from Back to the Future III.
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How would you ameliorate poverty, other than your "remove all welfare" plan.
That's the thing. He has no plan. His concern isn't poverty, but the government's role in the solution, regardless if it is successful or not.


That's my point.

A large piece of the big C. ideology is to complain about how the government operates, and the efficiency of it while offering no administrative solutions. Which actually is a solution, but it's not popular to say "let the wolves take what they may" as their anti-poverty plan, so it's left unspoken.


The problem is that big L liberals will insist that anything that *isn't* a government solution isn't a "plan". How many times do we hear people say "Well, the conservatives have no plan to fight <insert problem here>". Our plan is to remove obstacles to success. And in many cases, the government programs that purport to help people actually create those very obstacles. Welfare is a great example of this.

The "plan", is that by removing people from welfare roles you increase their incentive to work. As I have stated many many times in this thread, welfare creates an opportunity cost to work. It decreases the relative gain for the same amount of work. When you do that, the population receiving welfare will work less statistically than they would have otherwise. More importantly (and as I've also stated in this thread), the kind of work differs. When welfare makes it possible to support a family of 4 on a part time job at a low skill dead end job, many people will sit in low skill dead end jobs. And because of this, they will not advance economically. If you have to find a better job to support yourself and maybe your family, you'll take the risk and spend the effort to seek out better paying jobs, with higher skill requirements, and begin a progression of a work career that will, over time, result in much higher standard of living than you'd ever receive from a dead end job plus welfare benefits.

At the same time, by eliminating the costs associated with welfare, you reduce the tax burden on the very portions of the economy that may employ those people. So you improve their odds at both sides of the equation.

Is this a guarantee of success? Of course not. Nothing is. But statistically, the set of people currently on welfare will be much better off in 10 years if we eliminated welfare than they will be if we don't. And their children will be vastly better off.

And yes, for the much smaller set of people who would fail in this system, you allow private charities to take up the slack. One of the problems with the counter arguments to this is that those saying charities can't do this almost always start with a calculation of costs that assumes the same spending level that the government currently spends on welfare programs. But that's absurd. Absent the entitlement structure of government assistance, far fewer people will find themselves in dire need. Thus private charities would not need to spend nearly as much money to help them. Additionally, as private charities, they can place greater restrictions on assistance and be much more capable of making good decisions about who is really in need and who is just taking advantage of free stuff.

That's "the plan". Is there a problem with that plan? It's just funny because Alma insists that I oppose welfare, not because of the effect on poverty, but because I don't like the "source" (ie: government), but it's abundantly clear that he (and many liberals) like and support big government solutions to problems entirely because they are "government solutions". Again, I'll point to the preponderance of the idea that any solution that doesn't involve a government solution isn't a solution at all. It's a very common assumption among liberals.

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I'm all for 'reform' and improvements in efficiency, I'm enough of a little-c conservative that proper allocation is relevant to my interests. That isn't what is really desired in this case, rather a general strangling of departments until they look incompetent enough to cull.


We conservative don't have to do anything at all to make government programs look incompetent. You actually kinda have to wear a thick set of pro-government lenses to *not* see this.

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It's raining spiders

Not moving to Australia.


That whole continent is dangerous animal mecca.

Sharks surf tidal waves in order to inhabit their inland golf courses. I don't think you can get more crazy than that, but .


Do I get to take a mulligan? That seems like a fair time for a mulligan.
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And yes, for the much smaller set of people who would fail in this system, you allow private charities to take up the slack. One of the problems with the counter arguments to this is that those saying charities can't do this almost always start with a calculation of costs that assumes the same spending level that the government currently spends on welfare programs. But that's absurd.
If you've got the name of a charity that will pony up $11,000 for the surgery I need to have binocular vision again, I'm all ears.
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#941 May 21 2015 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Increase minimum wage. Anybody working full time should be able to support themselves at some level.


Increasing minimum wage does absolutely nothing to reduce poverty rates. Actually, it will arguably increase them.

The problem isn't that "anybody working full time should be able to support themselves at some level". I actually agree with this. The problem is that the expectation of "some level" has increased from "support myself as a teenager living with my parents, or support just myself as a young adult living with 2-3 roommates while sharing expenses" to "support myself and my 3-5 children in a home by ourselves with no other income earner contributing". It's that ridiculous expectation that is so out of kilter with reality. No amount of wage level changes fixes that.

Minimum wage is just that: The freaking minimum you can pay someone. That means this is the wage we pay to high school students working part time with zero work experience. That same wage cannot possibly be expected to solely support an entire family. Yet, in some insane drive to do just this, people support raising the minimum wage. The effect of which actually dilutes the earning potential of the poor person struggling to support their family by siphoning off wages that might have gone to them and handing it to teens who really only need the money to buy extra stuff their parents didn't get them.

If you want to raise minimum wage because you think that teens working at Hot Dog on a Stick should have more take home pay to spend shopping on the malls, then make that argument. But if you actually want to help out young adults trying to support themselves, or single mothers trying to support themselves and their children, the last thing you want to do is raise minimum wage. What you want to do to help them is create more jobs that aren't minimum wage jobs.

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Create jobs. Manufacturing, construction/infrastructure, whatever. We need to rebuild our production segment instead of relying on cheap foreign crap.


Absolutely. But in this area, I think that the Democrats have been awful. Surely you can see how increasing regulations and requirements on businesses and raising their taxes might not be the best way to encourage them to create more jobs? Heck. The Affordable Care Act is probably the biggest job creation killer we've seen in our lifetimes. That law alone just lumped an extra several thousand dollars a year onto the cost to hire someone. There's no way that doesn't have a negative impact on job creation.

People talk about how wrong it is that companies offshore labor, but at the same time support policies that make hiring people and operating businesses in the US more expensive. Um... Stop doing that! You can't add a boatload of regulations onto US companies and then complain when they take their business to another country. And no, it's not just labor costs. It's total operating costs. Labor is actually a tiny portion of that total operating cost. Businesses would happily pay good US wages for labor, if they didn't have to pay ridiculous fees just to get the permits to begin a long process to build a building for the employees to work in, and then pay silly high taxes to get the equipment the workers will use, and then more taxes for the materials the workers will use with that equipment to make some product, and then yet more taxes to sell the product that the workers made. And then, on top of all that, lets massively increase the cost for benefits to your employees, that doesn't really improve their benefits at all, but basically puts that extra money into a pool that will provide free or low cost benefits for people who *aren't* working. Cause that makes it so logical to hire people in the US.

We complain that things aren't "made in the USA" anymore. That's why.

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Improve edjumication. Better schooling means better work opportunities and better understanding of finances and self-sufficiency.


Yeah. How's the public school system doing on this one?
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And yes, for the much smaller set of people who would fail in this system, you allow private charities to take up the slack. One of the problems with the counter arguments to this is that those saying charities can't do this almost always start with a calculation of costs that assumes the same spending level that the government currently spends on welfare programs. But that's absurd.
If you've got the name of a charity that will pony up $11,000 for the surgery I need to have binocular vision again, I'm all ears.


I'm talking about welfare. I think we can make a distinction between people with actual disabling medical conditions, and people who aren't earning enough to pay for a house and food for their children.

I will point out that maybe if we weren't spending such a ridiculous amount of money basically subsidizing people whose only "disability" is that they aren't working (enough), we would probably have a lot more money to help out people like you. Actually, there's no "maybe" in there at all. You are directly being harmed by the fact that our government spends hundreds of billions of dollars more or less subsidizing poor life choices. So because someone decided to have a fourth child to yet another man she isn't married to, and instead of relying on family or friends for support, turns to the government to provide her with sufficient housing and food for herself and her children, there is less money available to help someone like you. You're the starving man being told to wait in line behind a bunch of people getting their second and third helping of food.
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You hear that, Bijou? If it wasn't for welfare, the same people who are constantly trying to slash Medicare and kill the ACA would just LOVE to give you taxpayer funded assistance for your medical needs. They would completely change their stance on government medical assistance! But they can't... because welfare Smiley: frown

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You hear that, Bijou? If it wasn't for welfare, the same people who are constantly trying to slash Medicare and kill the ACA would just LOVE to give you taxpayer funded assistance for your medical needs. They would completely change their stance on government medical assistance! But they can't... because welfare Smiley: frown


For people actually in need? And for a relatively inexpensive procedure that would significantly improve both his quality of life *and* his productivity? Remember, I'm a Republican, not a Libertarian. At the end of the day though, there's only so much money, and when those truly in need are lumped into the same pool with those seeking a free ride, who do you think suffers?

The wrong answer is "spend more money". The right answer is "stop spending money on things and people who don't really need it". I think it's patently unfair to counter my argument, which has solely been about people working the minimum they can while receiving long term benefits to support themselves in a baseline existence, by pointing to someone with a medical condition and suggesting that it's somehow impossible to find some kind of middle ground here. Welfare in this context is food and housing assistance. I've very intentionally avoided the subject of medicare/medicaid, because that does involve a completely different set of issues.
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It's lovely that you can pretend that Republicans would be all for extending more government assistance but the walk doesn't back up the talk. You can give all the unicorn, rainbow and fairy stories you want and I'll continue to read the actual statements of GOP politicians and what sort of bills they try to put into law.

If the current issue is a starving guy waiting in line behind someone who has two servings, the GOP solution is to put a lid on the pot and tell everyone to get bent.

Here's a recent example:
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House Republicans unveiled a budget plan Tuesday that seeks to deliver on a sweeping wish list for fiscal conservatives: slashing federal spending by $5.5 trillion to balance the budget within a decade, repealing Obamacare, reforming the Tax Code and overhauling popular entitlement programs like Medicare and Medicaid — all while boosting Pentagon funding.

Cut funding for Medicare & Medicaid (and convert them into block grants/vouchers), kill the ACA, slash SNAP funding and put a bunch more money into the military. Hey, Bijou! I found the GOP answer to your health care needs... join the Army and try to get shot in the eye. Smiley: laugh


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If the current issue is a starving guy waiting in line behind someone who has two servings, the GOP solution is to put a lid on the pot and tell everyone to get bent.


No. Our solution is to not put food into a pot with line rules that don't restrict the food to just those who are starving. The problem is that the food in this pot has to be taken from some other pot first, so by allowing people who are not really in need to eat from it, you (that's the Democrats) are essentially taking food from those who need it to give it to people who don't. Arguing that there's no way to feed the hungry without providing food to the freeloaders is a moronic excuse to continue with a broken system.

It's yet another of those "all or nothing" arguments I've come to expect from the left. Do you honestly believe that in the absence of food stamps and housing assistance programs, we'd have millions of people starving and homeless? I just think you have to have an amazingly poor view of human nature to assume that people are just that helpless. Most people will figure out ways to feed and house themselves. And for the very very tiny portion who will not be able to, that becomes a manageable sized problem to address. But we can never get to that point if we keep insisting that the only solution is the current one.
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Here's a recent example:
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House Republicans unveiled a budget plan Tuesday that seeks to deliver on a sweeping wish list for fiscal conservatives: slashing federal spending by $5.5 trillion to balance the budget within a decade, repealing Obamacare, reforming the Tax Code and overhauling popular entitlement programs like Medicare and Medicaid — all while boosting Pentagon funding.

Cut funding for Medicare & Medicaid (and convert them into block grants/vouchers), kill the ACA, slash SNAP funding and put a bunch more money into the military. Hey, Bijou! I found the GOP answer to your health care needs... join the Army and try to get shot in the eye. Smiley: laugh


BTW. This sort of response is what happens whenever we talk about "reforming" existing programs. This is why I laughed when Alma suggested that instead of eliminating welfare we just "reform" it. Um... You guys oppose that to. You oppose anything that isn't "spend more money on government programs". Meanwhile, the objectives get lost in the scramble to keep spending more money. And you wonder why some of us conservatives really do think for Liberals, it's just about spending and not the result.
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Again, it's sweet that you can think otherwise but I can point to the actual GOP budget to see their priorities for helping people with medical needs: Kill the ACA, slash funding to Medicaid & Medicare and convert them to block grants (thus restricting eligibility and choking payments further due to the low rate of grant increases). This while cutting SNAP assistance funding (hey, both the starving AND the ill get to feel the GOP love!). But the Pentagon gets a big cash influx so that's something. It was the same story with the Ryan budget back during the 2012 election. There's zero secret where the GOP priorities are here and telling Bijou that the issue is not enough medical funding because there's too much welfare is either a tremendous lie that you're comfortable telling or else reflective of a massive gap in your knowledge of what your party believes.

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I'll note that your objection wasn't that medicare would be less capable of providing needed benefits, but that funding would be cut. Think about it. You're assuming that "more money" is always better (and thus "less money" must be worse). It's exactly that mentality that I disagree with.

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I suppose since you realize you can't argue that the GOP is actually concerned about people's medicals needs, you'll try the "But we'll make it more efficient with our small government solutions so you don't actually need all that funding!" approach. Even if everyone else laughs at you, the important thing is that you believe it and it lets you keep pretending Smiley: laugh

I'll also point out that your statement was:
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I will point out that maybe if we weren't spending such a ridiculous amount of money basically subsidizing people whose only "disability" is that they aren't working (enough), we would probably have a lot more money to help out people like you.

...not "Medicaid will magically get more efficient" or "We'll make the dollars work better!" but "We would probably have a lot more money..."

In reality, the GOP answer is to slash welfare (SNAP) benefits AND slash money for helping people like Bijou. Pretty much the opposite of what you were trying to sell but at least the GOP sold YOU a line a shit even if no one else was buying it.

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exactly that mentality that I disagree with.

Insisting on rational thought?
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