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#1 Oct 17 2014 at 11:18 AM Rating: Default
Not surprised none of you whack jobs have discussed shutting down flights from west Africa.

Hey I have an idea lets send thousands of US troops to a plague ridden country.





Edited, Oct 17th 2014 1:18pm by allisonburgers
#2 Oct 17 2014 at 11:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Oct 17 2014 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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I guess he got tired of being M4M and wants to be T4M.
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#4 Oct 17 2014 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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I'm hopeful there will be a simple effective Ebola vaccine that occasionally causes Autism and implants tracking nanobots.
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#5 Oct 17 2014 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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Here up in the NE corner of the country a teacher was ordered not come to school and teach because she was in Dallas last week. Smiley: rolleyes

You start shutting down regular transportation routes people will still get here or there or wherever they want go. It will all just be a bit more on the down low and make it much more difficult to track peeps.







Edited, Oct 17th 2014 7:30pm by Elinda
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Make mine a cheeeese-burger.
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#7 Oct 17 2014 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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We have flights to West Africa!? Smiley: confused
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#8 Oct 17 2014 at 11:37 AM Rating: Default
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I'm hopeful there will be a simple effective Ebola vaccine that occasionally causes Autism and implants tracking nanobots.


Just so long as people get their flu shots you're ok I know. Never mind those people bleeding from the eyes and vomiting on everything I'm sure they're not contagious. President Ebola has assured us we're safe.

#9 Oct 17 2014 at 11:39 AM Rating: Default
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Here up in the NE corner of the country a teacher was ordered not come to school and teach because she was in Dallas last week. Smiley: rolleyes

You start shutting down regular transportation routes people will still get here or there or wherever they want go. It will all just be a bit more on the down low and make it much more difficult to track peeps.


Edited, Oct 17th 2014 7:30pm by Elinda



How stupid are you? Wait don't answer that. So according to you we shouldn't ban flights from Africa and not allow anyone in the country with a African passport?


Edited, Oct 17th 2014 1:39pm by allisonburgers
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President Ebola has assured us we're safe.

I'm sure ****** clinical procedure in a Texas hospital is somehow Obama's fault, but I just can't seem to think of why. Oh wait! Is it because it was a black guy who had Ebola?
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#11 Oct 17 2014 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good
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allisonburgers wrote:
So according to you we shouldn't ban flights from Africa and not allow anyone in the country with a African passport?


You almost got it. We shouldn't ban flights from Africa and we should also not ban Africans from the US.

Gotta watch those double negatives. Still you did way better than gbaji would have with that simple little statement.


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How stupid are you? Wait don't answer that. So according to you we shouldn't ban flights from Africa and not allow anyone in the country with a African passport?

Should the rest of the world ban flights from the US? What if they get one of our Ebola cases?
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This may persuade Mexico to tighten border patrols.

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#14 Oct 17 2014 at 12:12 PM Rating: Default
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President Ebola has assured us we're safe.

I'm sure ****** clinical procedure in a Texas hospital is somehow Obama's fault, but I just can't seem to think of why. Oh wait! Is it because it was a black guy who had Ebola?


Is it someone elses fault that Obama told us ebola wouldn't reach our shores? Is it someone elses fault Obama's head guy over at the cdc told us this disease wasn't that infectious? Will it be someone elses fault when Africans with ebola infect people south of the border who are then allowed into the US by Obama?

Don't worry I'm sure Obama will do something about it when he sees it on the news.
#15 Oct 17 2014 at 12:15 PM Rating: Default
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allisonburgers wrote:
How stupid are you? Wait don't answer that. So according to you we shouldn't ban flights from Africa and not allow anyone in the country with a African passport?

Should the rest of the world ban flights from the US? What if they get one of our Ebola cases?


Yes other countries should ban flights from the US if we show signs of an outbreak...which is looking more likely by the day.

I also notice you didn't comment on Obama sending thousands of US soldiers to the African disease ridden countries.

Tell me how's Iraq these days? Didn't you hear they in fact did have wmd's that are now in the hands of the radical muslims Obama supports.



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Didn't you hear they in fact did have wmd's that are now in the hands of the radical muslims Obama supports.
The discarded broken ones from 30 years ago given to them by Reagan? Yeah, I heard something about that.
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#17 Oct 17 2014 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't even realize that Africa issues passports. That's neat. I wonder if I can get one.
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#18 Oct 17 2014 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have a client in dallas, can I catch ebola over webex?

Edited, Oct 17th 2014 1:32pm by Xsarus
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Didn't you hear they in fact did have wmd's that are now in the hands of the radical muslims Obama supports.

Allahu akbar!

Oh wait, sorry that was supposed to be a PM to someone else.
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Yes other countries should ban flights from the US if we show signs of an outbreak

We have sick people right now and, according to the GOP, millions of Ebolas are streaming over the borders every second.
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I have a client in dallas, can I catch ebola over webex?

I think you can catch webex over eBola.

Edited, Oct 17th 2014 2:10pm by Jophiel
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This outbreak is putting a crimp in my launch of eBolo ties.

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The Dude liked the lanes. He was quite the ebowla'.
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How does one throw an e-bola?
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