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#1 Oct 13 2014 at 12:49 AM Rating: Good
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US military arming county coroners now. We're ready for the zombie apocalypse.

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Doug Wortham is the coroner in Sharp County, Arkansas, whose working day consists of dealing with dead people. Nevertheless, he used the Defense Department’s 1033 program to acquire an assault rifle, a handgun and a Humvee.

Explaining his need for the extra firepower, Wortham, who qualified for the program because as a coroner he is invested with the authority to arrest, told AP: “I just wanted to protect myself.”

It was also reported that the coroner’s office acquired items through the program but forfeited its rights last year following revelations about some of its procurements, including a kayak.

“Why would a coroner's office need a kayak?” asked Tina Owens, deputy director of the Arkansas Department of Emergency Management, as cited by AP.
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#2 Oct 13 2014 at 6:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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You don't understand. County coroners have always needed this stuff. They had the same gear back in the 90s but the media just wasn't making such a big deal of it then.
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#3 Oct 13 2014 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, laugh now but when the zombie apocalypse begins river travel is going to look a lot more appealing.
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#4 Oct 13 2014 at 8:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey, it's that time isn't it?
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#6 Oct 13 2014 at 9:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I, for one, feel safer knowing I can go see dead people while knowing the terrorists won't win.
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#7 Oct 14 2014 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Hey, it's that time isn't it?
Adventure Time?
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#8 Oct 14 2014 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Hey, it's that time isn't it?
Adventure Time?

Come on. Grab your friends. Do it. You know you want to.
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