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#1 Oct 09 2014 at 9:55 PM Rating: Good
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Hockey's back, bitches!

See you losers in the Cup Final!
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#2 Oct 09 2014 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
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Ah, yes, that "sport" where toothless hillbillies from various great white north locales arm themselves with metal blades on their feet and long sharp sticks and pummel each other mercilessly on frozen water. Bonus points for hitting another with a small, flattened cylinder. Lovely occasion.

I'm holding out for that other "sport" where giant negroids run around in their skivvies and toss a giant orange into bottomless buckets suspended on poles.
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#3 Oct 09 2014 at 10:17 PM Rating: Good
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I'm holding out for that other "sport" where wealthy douchebags run around in terribly ugly pants and smack a turtle egg into tin baskets penetrated by poles.

Edited, Oct 10th 2014 2:05pm by Bijou
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#4 Oct 09 2014 at 11:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Go Jets!
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#5 Oct 09 2014 at 11:03 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
I'm holding out for that other "sport" where giant negroids run around in their skivvies and toss a giant orange into bottomless buckets suspended on poles.

Friar Bijou wrote:
I'm holding out for that other "sport" where wealth douchebags run around in terribly ugly pants and smack a turtle egg into tin baskets penetrated by poles.

I'm holding out for that sport where a bunch of wizards on flying broomsticks try to throw a ball through hoops and one member of each team tries to find another flying golden ball.
#6 Oct 10 2014 at 7:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Go Leafs, go!

This is the year! What could possibly go wrong?
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#7 Oct 10 2014 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, sports harder. Go team of preference go.
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#8 Oct 10 2014 at 7:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, sports harder. Go team of preference go.

Why, that team that is closer to me in physical proximity or was when I was a child is so totally going to beat that team for which you have an illogical loyalty due to the shared experience of your peer group. Because your mascot sucks. Go my mascot.
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#9 Oct 10 2014 at 8:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Go Jets!

Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.
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#10 Oct 10 2014 at 8:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.

Move the team to Winnepeg, dominate the CFL, profit. Except you have to live in Manitoba, so you'll be contemplating thoughts of suicide on the days you aren't praying for death, but still, the football team would probably do well and you'd have a nice fan base that confused you for the hockey team.
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#11 Oct 10 2014 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Go Jets!

Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.

ew, not those jets.
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Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.

Move the team to Winnepeg, dominate the CFL, profit. Except you have to live in Manitoba, so you'll be contemplating thoughts of suicide on the days you aren't praying for death, but still, the football team would probably do well and you'd have a nice fan base that confused you for the hockey team.

Smiley: thumbsup I want Tebow to come play for the bombers. Just because.
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#13 Oct 10 2014 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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He can't be that expensive. Isn't he bagging groceries or something this year?
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#14 Oct 10 2014 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Go Jets!

Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.

ew, not those jets.

Ah, yes sorry, I always think of the plastic-armored behemoths fighting over an inflated hog bladder Jets.
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#15 Oct 10 2014 at 11:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.

Move the team to Winnepeg, dominate the CFL, profit. Except you have to live in Manitoba, so you'll be contemplating thoughts of suicide on the days you aren't praying for death, but still, the football team would probably do well and you'd have a nice fan base that confused you for the hockey team.

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Hurry up and 10k already.
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#16 Oct 10 2014 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Go Jets!

Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.
I was a Jets fan for a long time until I realized they were football's equivalent of Groundhog Day - they are perennially stuck in the third year of a five year rebuilding program.

After 25 years of that crap, I walked away and haven't looked back.

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#17 Oct 10 2014 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I used to be a Mets fan. I still am, but I used to be, too.

At this point it's some weird Stockholm / Spousal Abuse Syndrome type of relationship.
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#18 Oct 10 2014 at 3:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I used to be a Mets fan. I still am, but I used to be, too.

At this point it's some weird Stockholm / Spousal Abuse Syndrome type of relationship.
Bah. You're surely too young to remember the M. Donald Grant - Tom Seaver fiasco. That ended it for me. And to add insult to injury, my dad, a union man all the way, was all for Tom Seaver leaving the Mets to get the highest money the market would bear. I remember feeling like I suddenly couldn't trust anything anymore - the Mets wouldn't pay to keep Seaver, my dad wouldn't agree that Seaver shouldn't have left, and Seaver wouldn't stay and continue being my boyhood hero. I was such a shlump.

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#19 Oct 10 2014 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good

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Meh, I don't care if we blame Geno, Rex, Vick, Idzik or even Sanchez at this point; I just want a decent season every once in awhile.


You may have a shot at the AFC East when Brady retires. Hell, you might even be able to get him to play for you the year after he retires like the Jets did with Favre. You won't win that year, but the hope it gives you will make us New Englanders enjoy your tears of misery that much more.
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#20 Oct 10 2014 at 7:03 PM Rating: Decent
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You may have a shot at the AFC East when Brady retires

Or now. He's 37, it's all down hill now.
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#21 Oct 11 2014 at 4:10 AM Rating: Good
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Go Leafs, go!

This is the year! What could possibly go wrong?
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#22 Oct 11 2014 at 6:59 AM Rating: Good
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Or now. He's 37, it's all down hill now.


Did you see the Chargers - Jets game? Brady's corpse would be a better choice at QB than Geno Smith or Michael Vick.
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#23 Oct 11 2014 at 8:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Did you see the Chargers - Jets game? Brady's corpse would be a better choice at QB than Geno Smith or Michael Vick.

They both make great running backs. I could play QB better.
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#24 Oct 22 2014 at 7:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Fuc*ing Oilers. :/
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#25 Oct 23 2014 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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