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#1 Oct 06 2014 at 10:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Supreme Court has declined to hear appeals on five cases involving same-sex marriage. As a result, the lower court ruling in those states will stand and Utah, Oklahoma, Indiana, Virgina and Wisconsin will all have full marriage rights for same sex couples. Sounds like a pretty big punt since most people expected them to take on the cases and the court instead giving de facto approval to same sex marriage in those states.

[edit: I know that there's other nuances but only felt like typing so much]

Edited, Oct 6th 2014 11:49am by Jophiel
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#2 Oct 06 2014 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, the handwriting is on the wall.

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#3 Oct 06 2014 at 12:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hasn't the SCotUS been trying to avoid a flat out "All states must recognize gay marriage as a thing"? It seems like they're willing to strike down bans as unconstitutional, but otherwise wanting the states to handle things themselves. This looks like it's right in line with that.

EDIT: For fuck's sake, the word gay needs to be removed from the filter. It's flat-out offensive that it's filtered at all.

Edited, Oct 6th 2014 2:32pm by IDrownFish
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Hasn't the SCotUS been trying to avoid a flat out "All states must recognize gay marriage as a thing"? It seems like they're willing to strike down bans as unconstitutional, but otherwise wanting the states to handle things themselves.

Roberts is still hurting for speaking fees after the Obamacare thing, they don't want to have to come down on the side of personal freedom and risk the ire of the GOP.
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It's lovely calligraphy.
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
EDIT: For fuck's sake, the word gay needs to be removed from the filter. It's flat-out offensive that it's filtered at all.

You're allowed to say ****-marriage though in case you want to avoid offending Google.

Edit: Haha, ok so "homo" is filtered too. Same sex marriage AND anthropology discussions are both out.

Edited, Oct 6th 2014 2:23pm by Jophiel
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You're allowed to say ****-marriage though in case you want to avoid offending Google.

Yes, also "Pickle Smoocher Marriage, Booty Pirate Marriage, Carpet Eater Marriage, Hair Pie Aficionado Marriage, and Short Haired Women Who Enjoy Owning Dogs Marriage"

All totally fine. It's not that hard to avoid using horrible slurs like "gay". Just be a little creative.


Edit: Wow, it's terribly difficult to refer to asses, now. I guess if it comes up again for some reason, I'll use "bumbum"

Edited, Oct 6th 2014 3:28pm by Smasharoo
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I BELIEVE the preferred term is softball players, thankyouverymuch.
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As always, the Onion is hilarious.
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#13 Oct 06 2014 at 5:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh right, even "gay" in a URL is broken.

Again, for fuck's sake.
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#15 Oct 07 2014 at 7:59 AM Rating: Good
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I read the Onion article. It makes me sad that it wasn't an actual reaction.
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9th Circuit court struck down the bans in Nevada and Idaho today. Was largely expected after yesterdays Supreme Court inaction.
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#18 Oct 08 2014 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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They're not really against gay marriage, they're just fighting against it for the oh so interesting conversations.

Edited, Oct 8th 2014 10:03am by lolgaxe
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#19 Oct 08 2014 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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xkcd is relevant, and now I know interracial marriage wasn't cool with most people until the mid 90's. People are weird.
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Just the living ones.
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People are weird.
Just the living ones.
The dead ones aren't very entertaining though, and don't get me started on the undead ones. So many inconsistencies there. Smiley: oyvey
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