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#1 Oct 02 2014 at 12:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Through various rumour mills and subsequent...discreet...inquiries with various nefarious sources to confirm the validity of said rumours it has been brought to my attention that a local house has been providing children at my son's (namely my son's immediate circle of friends) elementary school with pot.

My first instinct was to go right into shwa mode, call my "peeps" to put the search on for the street number and bust in the door all old school. I actually began this process. Then I realized I'm old and probably shouldn't teach my children that my old ways are good ways, and maybe shouldn't get myself arrested given my paycheck feeds my children.

I've since confirmed that the occupants of the house in question have a green card making possession and use legal. The police have been watching the house trying to catch them providing to kids and the school has known for 2 years..

So the police can't bust them because they can't prove they are supplying the kids. Might be time to go back to old school..
#2 Oct 02 2014 at 1:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Or, you could teach your children that drug abusers give drug users a bad name and that they key to enjoying anything usually involves some amount of "moderation".

Or just do what my parents did & confiscate the pot, ground your kid, then smoke the confiscated pot in your own time.
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#3 Oct 02 2014 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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The cops took my sons confiscated pot. Smiley: glare
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#4 Oct 02 2014 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe they have someone on the inside! Smiley: tinfoilhat

Our high school's main security guard was a common source for about 3 years or so until people clued in and he finally got busted. Smiley: rolleyes
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#5 Oct 02 2014 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
You can tell your kids truthfully that there are people out there who can't even get high. IT COULD BE THEM TOO. Totally not worth all the risks of getting caught if you can't even get stoned from it. Smiley: glare

I'm still upset about this.
#6 Oct 02 2014 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
Tell him if he does it, he will get the Fear and the Madness. Parents get to lie to their children. It is your right!
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#7 Oct 02 2014 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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You can tell your kids truthfully that there are people out there who can't even get high. IT COULD BE THEM TOO. Totally not worth all the risks of getting caught if you can't even get stoned from it.

I'm still upset about this.


Wait, what? Why can't you get high? Are you immune to THC or something? I don't personally know anyone who "can't" get high. I do know people who shouldn't get high because of lung issues (thats what edibles are for), panic attacks, & heart conditions but I've never heard of anyone who "can't" get high.

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Tell him if he does it, he will get the Fear and the Madness. Parents get to lie to their children. It is your right!


Thats mescaline, silly.
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#8 Oct 02 2014 at 5:01 PM Rating: Decent
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That's Fear and Loathing. Fear and Madness involves smoking ground deep ones.
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#9 Oct 02 2014 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Elementary school kids? Probably just trying to wean them off the Adderall.
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#10 Oct 02 2014 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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WTF is shwa mode?

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#11 Oct 03 2014 at 6:44 AM Rating: Decent
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WTF is shwa mode?



Local reference to the city I live in. It has a bad reputation for dirty low life's. Really it's only a section of the city (not the section I'm in) but the stigma is associated with the entire city as a result.
#12 Oct 06 2014 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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The obvious solution is to make the kids smoke a whole carton of it and make them sick of cookies and pizza bites, I guess.
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