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Caffeinated undies a Hoax!Follow

#1 Oct 01 2014 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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Don't be fooled. Undergarments infused with caffeine will NOT help you lose weight and, in fact, will not even satisfy your caffeine addiction.

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The Federal Trade Commission has ordered two companies, Norm Thompson Outfitters Inc. and Wacoal America, to stop marketing shapewear infused with caffeine. The firms claimed that the amped-up underwear would cause fat loss and a reduction in body size.


Stick with the Skinny Water.
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#2 Oct 01 2014 at 10:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Seems like a perfectly good waste of caffeine. Then again if you run out of coffee you can just wash your clothes and grab a cup of the water... Smiley: rolleyes
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#3 Oct 01 2014 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Folgers in your cup.....
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#4 Oct 01 2014 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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I... had never even heard of such a thing Smiley: dubious
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#5 Oct 01 2014 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Folgers in your cup.....
And if I ever had any urge to drink that stuff it's completely gone now...

You'd think after drinking all that coffee people would realize caffeine was water soluble and not going to stick around once you wash it. But I suppose people that would realize that probably weren't their target audience.
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#6 Oct 01 2014 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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Fortunately, alcohol infused rectal inserts have proven successful, so the butt based pharmokokinetics market will soldier on.
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#7 Oct 01 2014 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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Bu.tt is censored. Real.
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#8 Oct 01 2014 at 4:39 PM Rating: Decent
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What the? Huh...? So is the hoax that they don't work, or that they ever existed in the first place? Are we being double hoaxed here?
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#9 Oct 01 2014 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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What the? Huh...? So is the hoax that they don't work, or that they ever existed in the first place? Are we being double hoaxed here?


I read that like this:

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#10 Oct 01 2014 at 5:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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hrmph. I soaked all my underpants in coffee for nothing. Well, I guess brown underpants are kinda cute. ehhhh...

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#11 Oct 01 2014 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Wasn't that...Spanx? Was that a thing?
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#12 Oct 01 2014 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
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These are interesting, in that usually I get an anxiety attack when taking my underwear off, not putting them on.

#13 Oct 02 2014 at 5:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Nevernude?
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#14 Oct 02 2014 at 6:22 AM Rating: Good
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Good to the last drop.

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#15 Oct 06 2014 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
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So, what exactly? You sweat for a few hours in them, then strain them and drink?
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