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#1 Jul 03 2014 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's that time of the year again when we, as 'murkins, show our love for our country by blowing up parts of it, along with several fingers. Also hot dogs, burgers, and more questionable eats. Three day weekends galore, I'm sure. Myself included. Probably going to barbeque in that little slot behind my dwelling some people would call a backyard, some would call it cracks in the sidewalk that weeds are growing out of, and what my dog likes to bury his disappearing dog walkers in. Walking Dead Marathon starting on Friday, so I might catch bits and pieces of that but I usually find other things to do, like pretending the floor is lava. No joke, that game is still fun, especially with a five year old. Wife doesn't agree, especially when I end up falling in and tell her to "Tell my wife I love her."

Spectacular, I know.
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#2 Jul 03 2014 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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I plan on deep frying something in solidarity with you guys.
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#3 Jul 03 2014 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Probably gonna be foggy here, so no specific fireworks-related plans. One of my friends is going inland to a lake for a picnic tomorrow and wants me to go along, probably to help her chase down the kids and hopefully keep them from drowning.
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#4 Jul 03 2014 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
I plan on deep frying something in solidarity with you guys.
Good idea. Wife made a cake for Canada Day, double dipping into other countries holidays is really the best part of this whole globalization thing.

Anyway, I'm supposed to wake up early and go to the park for a pancake breakfast, then hurry home so I can drive the wife to work before the parade traffic starts in town. Then I have to fight my way back through said traffic to get home and park the car. Then I take the kids across the street so they can see the parade thing. Then get back home and fight through said traffic again to pick up the wife so we can go to her family's house and catch the last part of the food thing they have planned before coming home again and heading out to a park to watch fireworks.

I'll be impressed if even half of that happens. Smiley: rolleyes
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#5 Jul 03 2014 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm playing frolf. Should be good.
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#6 Jul 03 2014 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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World cup > American's freedom thingy.
#7 Jul 03 2014 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Going to hunt some British for sport.

Also taking Jophiel V3.0 out to see fireworks. He loved watching a lightning storm the other week so I figure he should dig this as well.
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#8 Jul 03 2014 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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World cup + American's freedom thingy = Smiley: yippee.
Smiley: nod
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#9 Jul 03 2014 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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Jonwin is working tomorrow and getting holiday pay! I'm going to spend my day finishing reading Raising Steam and morn the fact that Terry Pratchett will not make it to another Diskworld convention and hope we may get one more good novel written by him before his Alzheimer's take away his ability to dictate to his assistant.
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#10 Jul 03 2014 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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We're slated for unsettled weather. Most the fireworks for tomorrow have already been cancelled. Plus we'll probably feel a tidge of Arthur.

I'm painting my totem pole this weekend. It'll be a good garage job. I'm gonna paint it red, white and blue cuz MERICA!
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#11 Jul 03 2014 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Weather is crap today, and supposed to be tomorrow as well. Saturday and Sunday are looking nice, though. All the pictures in this app have that big orange thing on them, as opposed to the gray Lumpy Space Princesses.
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#12 Jul 03 2014 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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To show my love, I bought a cannon.

Oh yeah and some beer, cider and meat.
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#13 Jul 03 2014 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
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A few friends are coming over to the house for grillin', I've got some steaks, ribs, burgers, dogs, etc. Except the weather may be horrid so we might push it off till Saturday. At some point I've got a small cache of fireworks to set off.
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Driving to Maine, probably in torrential rain. Yay!
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#15 Jul 07 2014 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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Friday stunk, Saturday we went to Pantsonheadvynnia and blew stuff up.
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