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George Carlin wrote:
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Smasharoo wrote:
Belgium looks like hell so far, as an aside. They looked fairly legit this year but maybe not.
Smasharoo wrote:
Belgium looks like hell so far, as an aside. They looked fairly legit this year but maybe not.
If Hazard starts to play like he does for chelsea, they can make it to the quarters. Where they'll lose to france.
I'm hoping for a Netherlands - Belgium semifinals.
That's more like it.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm hoping for a Netherlands - Belgium semifinals.
Belgium would probably have to beat argentina to get there. I think it'll be netherlands/argentina in one semi and brazil/germany in the other.
And France to win the whole thing, obviously.
France looks a lot better than I was expecting and I'm not expecting much from Argentina to be honest, everything seems so focused on Messi and relying on Messi to lead the team to the cup.
Edit: and I'd guess that if the Netherlands make it to the quarter finals they'll face Italy and that would be a very, very hard match to win.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 8:10pm by Aethien
Edit: and I'd guess that if the Netherlands make it to the quarter finals they'll face Italy and that would be a very, very hard match to win.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 8:10pm by Aethien
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
France looks a lot better than I was expecting and I'm not expecting much from Argentina to be honest, everything seems so focused on Messi and relying on Messi to lead the team to the cup.
I agree about france, they look decent. Although I doubt they'll make it past the quarters. Still, beats going on strike.
Argentina look good, although i'm biaised as i've got a tenner on them. Messi, aguero, di maria, and the rest of the squad isn't awful. And they're from round the corner. And they hate Brazil.
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and I'd guess that if the Netherlands make it to the quarter finals they'll face Italy and that would be a very, very hard match to win.
Italy's players are as poor as I've seen them in my lifetime. Won't stop them from beating a dutch side on penalties though.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 6:28pm by RedPhoenixxx
If the Netherlands meet Italy I'm expecting Balotelli to feign his death in the 16 and get a penalty that ends up being the deciding goal.
And I could very well be wrong about Argentina but the entire country and team and everyone in the world seem to expect Messi to be the new Maradona and single handedly beat everyone else.
And I could very well be wrong about Argentina but the entire country and team and everyone in the world seem to expect Messi to be the new Maradona and single handedly beat everyone else.
And there's a sombrero. I've already gotten what I expected out of this.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
And I could very well be wrong about Argentina but the entire country and team and everyone in the world seem to expect Messi to be the new Maradona and single handedly beat everyone else.
I expect Messi to try to sell me some car insurance after the game. He easily wins the "most talent per least charisma" award. That said, if you were going to pick a player to build a team around, it'd be hard to do better.
I expect Messi to try to sell me some car insurance after the game. He easily wins the "most talent per least charisma" award. That said, if you were going to pick a player to build a team around, it'd be hard to do better.
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ESPN announcers about to start boning any minute now.
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Twenty seconds.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
I expect Messi to try to sell me some car insurance after the game.
I expect Ronaldo to flash me in the carpark.
And yeah, the only debate is whether the guy is the first, second, or third greatest player ever.
He hasn't really shown it for Argentina though.
And holy crap, I think Mexico and Brazil aren't sure if they're playing a football match or a death match...
And holy crap, I think Mexico and Brazil aren't sure if they're playing a football match or a death match...
I've seen people shot look less anguished than these guys. 
That thumbs up was a nice touch, though.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:17pm by lolgaxe
That thumbs up was a nice touch, though.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:17pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Someone who cares about the World Cup explain why there's a celestial octopus on my Google front screen. I get the two boxes with the nations' flags and the octopud deciding which to open but what is the angelic mollusc all about?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus
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It's funny, sometimes you watch Brazil and they're so much better but have no goals. It feels like they should be winning games 10 to nil then they end up losing.
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Starting to look like a match! Hell of a save, Mexican guy I really aren't familiar with!
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:27pm by Smasharoo
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:27pm by Smasharoo
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Now that they've stopped trying to die and actually play, yeah. Kind of always been my problem with Latin teams.
That save. Right on the ******' line. Damn.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:30pm by lolgaxe
That save. Right on the ******' line. Damn.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:30pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
It's funny, sometimes you watch Brazil and they're so much better but have no goals. It feels like they should be winning games 10 to nil then they end up losing.
I like Neymar, but he's a bit isolated in this team. The only other great players in that team are defenders. Having said that, Hulk is a cool name. And so is Fred. He should really be working on a gay cruisehip in the Med.
lolgaxe wrote:
That save. Right on the @#%^in' line. Damn.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
I like Neymar, but he's a bit isolated in this team. The only other great players in that team are defenders
That's true, Hulk's actually a serviceable center forward, but name aside he's probably a little small. The other great players are defenders, but, come on, they're really great defenders. There's a reason it seems like they're in transition every twenty seconds.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:34pm by Smasharoo
That's true, Hulk's actually a serviceable center forward, but name aside he's probably a little small. The other great players are defenders, but, come on, they're really great defenders. There's a reason it seems like they're in transition every twenty seconds.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 3:34pm by Smasharoo
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Smasharoo wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus
Right-ho, thanks. After last night's double-eagle doodle (symbol of both nations, sure) I was starting to suspect that the octopus was the national bird of Mexico and Brazil.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 2:38pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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