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So where's Aethien going to celebrate? I expect a full report of shenanigans and such.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
The overall quality of the Spanish team still trumps the Netherlands without a shadpw of doubt.
Haha, yes. Hence us arguing about if they have 18 or 19 better players in Spain.
Haha, yes. Hence us arguing about if they have 18 or 19 better players in Spain.
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someproteinguy wrote:
So where's Aethien going to celebrate? I expect a full report of shenanigans and such.
edit: To Øl's Garden Of Eden seemed appropriate enough (and delicious).
Edited, Jun 13th 2014 11:48pm by Aethien
Some brilliant play by the Dutch, really nice couple of goals (and, you know, then another three). Definitely deserved the win, though they probably deserved a couple of their players sent off, too.
Kavekk wrote:
Some brilliant play by the Dutch, really nice couple of goals (and, you know, then another three). Definitely deserved the win, though they probably deserved a couple of their players sent off, too.
What a goal by van persie. I can't stand the guy nor the little boy inside him, but that was class.
Chile are looking like they could give Spain a game too. Love those little south american goblin wizards.
Alternative summary of the match, as posted on a Dutch news site. 
That's adequately succinct.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
@#%^
I suppose hanging on for 89min was too much to ask.
I mean yay us!
Edited, Jun 16th 2014 4:52pm by someproteinguy
I suppose hanging on for 89min was too much to ask.
I mean yay us!
Edited, Jun 16th 2014 4:52pm by someproteinguy
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Game us team. I'm happy they won, but they were almost run off the pitch. Germany is going to annihilate them. Still! Given Portugal's already ugly goal diff, they might make it out of the group stage!
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Couldn't agree more. It gives us hope at least ya? Feels nice to be celebrating something and dreaming of getting out of this first round. Of course, watch Portugal actually show up for our game and ruin all that.
Oh well, I'll take it. We got a week to imagine the possibilities at least.
Oh well, I'll take it. We got a week to imagine the possibilities at least.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Smasharoo wrote:
Germany is going to annihilate them.
Best thing to do against Germany is keep the damage low, better to lose with 2-0 than 6-1.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Who isn't Germany going to annihilate? They completely wiped Portugal off the map and I'm guessing they'll do the same to Ghana and the US.
Do you know who else thought that Germany could annihilate Portugal, the United States and Ghana?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Your mom?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yeah. she lost big on the US-Ghana match 
That's what happens when you bet against the Red White & Blue!
That's what happens when you bet against the Red White & Blue!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Germany is going to annihilate them.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Best thing to do against Germany is keep the damage low, better to lose with 2-0 than 6-1.
This hope stuff, I tells ya.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 7:33am by someproteinguy
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Who isn't Germany going to annihilate?
Italy, Brazil, Argentina, probably strange as it sounds, England if they make it past the group stage. They seem build to particularly destroy the tiki taki possession style epitomized by Spain. A physical attacking team could beat them. Brazil and Argentina are just plain better generally. If you mean in the group, no one probably. It'd be foolish to bet against them winning their group.
Italy, Brazil, Argentina, probably strange as it sounds, England if they make it past the group stage. They seem build to particularly destroy the tiki taki possession style epitomized by Spain. A physical attacking team could beat them. Brazil and Argentina are just plain better generally. If you mean in the group, no one probably. It'd be foolish to bet against them winning their group.
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I don't think England has a serious chance against Germany, nor does Argentina. England doesn't have the quality to break through the solid German defense and Argentine leans too heavily on Messi and the Germans will break that down almost as easily as they did Portugal.
Smasharoo wrote:
Who isn't Germany going to annihilate?
Italy, Brazil, Argentina, probably strange as it sounds
Italy, Brazil, Argentina, probably strange as it sounds
Do you know who else thought that Germany should stay cozy with Italy, Brazil and Argentina...?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Your mom?
Deja vu all over again.
Deja vu all over again.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I don't think England has a serious chance against Germany, nor does Argentina. England doesn't have the quality to break through the solid German defense and Argentine leans too heavily on Messi and the Germans will break that down almost as easily as they did Portugal.
I think you're dead wrong about Argentina, both about their chances and about their reliance on Messi. You might be right about England, but I think they match up well with Germany. Germany would be favored, but I'd take the odds. I might do just that if that match ever happens.
I think you're dead wrong about Argentina, both about their chances and about their reliance on Messi. You might be right about England, but I think they match up well with Germany. Germany would be favored, but I'd take the odds. I might do just that if that match ever happens.
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I'm rooting for Italy, though I wish I could actually watch the games.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm rooting for Italy, though I wish I could actually watch the games.
Watch them at work on ESPN 3? Mexico - Brazil in about an hour! Brazil should roll over them, but you know, it's Brazil, they get lazy sometimes, and Mexico is fun to watch.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 1:06pm by Smasharoo
Watch them at work on ESPN 3? Mexico - Brazil in about an hour! Brazil should roll over them, but you know, it's Brazil, they get lazy sometimes, and Mexico is fun to watch.
Edited, Jun 17th 2014 1:06pm by Smasharoo
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Belgium looks like hell so far, as an aside. They looked fairly legit this year but maybe not.
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We don't get ESPN 3 in towers in the middle of the woods.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
We don't get ESPN 3 in towers in the middle of the woods
It's an internet only channel? Or did you mean you weren't allowed?
http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index/_/sport/soccer-futbol/channel/espn3/#type/livenow/
It's an internet only channel? Or did you mean you weren't allowed?
http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index/_/sport/soccer-futbol/channel/espn3/#type/livenow/
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