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#1 Mar 26 2014 at 3:10 AM Rating: Good
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Or 3 secret service agents sent home after one of them got blackout drunk in Amsterdam prior to Obama's visit. The other two were sent home for not stopping him.

And Obama has won many Dutch hearts by saying that it had been gezellig* in the Netherlands at the end of his visit for the nuclear security summit. Loads of people were entertained by the insane defenses around Obama as well.






*Gezellig isn't translatable in English, it's a cozy, comfortable and familiar sort of happiness.
#2 Mar 26 2014 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
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Just tell us he didn't bow to your leaders at any time.
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#3 Mar 26 2014 at 4:57 AM Rating: Good
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Well he learned some Dutch specifically for this visit (he also said thank you in Dutch), is that bad too?
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Probably. He should have insisted that everyone speak by-God American, by God.
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#5 Mar 26 2014 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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I like the sound of this gezellig stuff. Is it legal and where can I get some?







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#6 Mar 26 2014 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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If it was any other President than Obama those Secret Service agents would have been well behaved and wouldn't have been drinking.
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If it was any other President than Obama those Secret Service agents would have been well behaved and wouldn't have been drinking.


If it was Kennedy he would have been right there with them the whole time.
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Bill wouldn't have inhaled.






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How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
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I think Obama might have had a couple of beers after a long day but he doesn't look like he would ever get drunk.
#11 Mar 27 2014 at 8:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?
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Around these parts HW and Barbara are well known party animals. Stories of drunken exploits at their Kennebunkport residence abound.







Edited, Mar 27th 2014 5:11pm by Elinda
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#13 Mar 27 2014 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?
I'd expect him to have a bottle of bourbon in his desk at all times, just in case he needs it.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?
I'd expect him to have a bottle of bourbon in his desk at all times, just in case he needs it.
And a gun in case someone tries to break in.
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#15 Mar 27 2014 at 3:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?
I'd expect him to have a bottle of bourbon in his desk at all times, just in case he needs it.
And a gun in case someone tries to break in.


A gun that shoots bourbon! Smiley: schooled
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lolgaxe wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?

He supposedly gave up drinking (and drugs) in the 80's. I buy that he stayed sober, since I never heard a rumor to the contrary.
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gbaji wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?
I'd expect him to have a bottle of bourbon in his desk at all times, just in case he needs it.
And a gun in case someone tries to break in.


A gun that shoots bourbon! Smiley: schooled
I wants. Smiley: drool
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someproteinguy wrote:
gbaji wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?
I'd expect him to have a bottle of bourbon in his desk at all times, just in case he needs it.
And a gun in case someone tries to break in.


A gun that shoots bourbon! Smiley: schooled
I wants. Smiley: drool
Step one.
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gbaji wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
How many presidents do you think have gotten hammered drunk while in office, and not at like Camp David or similar vacation? I'd say Clinton, Kennedy, Ford, LBJ - definitely. Bush I, Bush II, Carter - no way. Reagan, Nixon - doubtful. Obama - maybe.
Really? No way on Bush II?
I'd expect him to have a bottle of bourbon in his desk at all times, just in case he needs it.
And a gun in case someone tries to break in.


A gun that shoots bourbon! Smiley: schooled

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Super-soaker really isn't ideal for bourbon. Too much potential waste.

The gun needs to be a technical piece of equipment that can deliver a precise 1oz shot on demand without allowing any aeration to enter and dull the burn.
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Elinda wrote:
Super-soaker really isn't ideal for bourbon. Too much potential waste.

The gun needs to be a technical piece of equipment that can deliver a precise 1oz shot on demand without allowing any aeration to enter and dull the burn.


Bourbon in edible Paint Ball shells.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Super-soaker really isn't ideal for bourbon. Too much potential waste.

The gun needs to be a technical piece of equipment that can deliver a precise 1oz shot on demand without allowing any aeration to enter and dull the burn.


Bourbon in edible Paint Ball shells.

Caramel paint ball shells filled with bourbon.

Now we're talking....
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300fps makes it delicious.
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300fps makes it delicious.


Plenty of burn in each shot.
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I came here for hooker and blow....and all there is....is Obama and secret service sigh Smiley: bah
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Rukkuss wrote:
I came here for hooker and blow....and all there is....is Obama and secret service sigh Smiley: bah


The Secret Service had hookers and blow the last time this came up.
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