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#1 Mar 09 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Default
Dear rejects and newbie fuc[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]ktards,

It has come to my attention that you wish to 'fit in' in the cool kids sandbox. However your lack of originality bemuses me. How could you even try to achieve this goal with the drivel you post? Stop riding the coat tails of known posters be name dropping and attempting to be part of the 'in' jokes. It simply makes you look like an unoriginal, waste of time. During my tenure here, I have seen many posters come and go. Few stay for the long haul as this is not a playground for the meek.

I beseech you. Either find something original to post or come up with your own shtick, stop riding the epeens of the Asylumites. As much as imitation is flattery, just realize when we do it, it’s funny; when you do it, it’s old. If you do not bring something unique to the table, then don’t bother anteing up, you have already lost.

If you choose to ignore my warning, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur.










Points to who ever can name the reference from the last line.
#2 Mar 09 2006 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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You talkin' to me? Cause I don't see anyone else here.
#3 Mar 09 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
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#4 Mar 09 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
You talkin' to me? Cause I don't see anyone else here.
If I was talking to you it would have been more along the lines of "Show me your bewbs".
#5 Mar 09 2006 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
why don't you snort bleach in your eye with a chainsaw in your ear and butt with butt flavored soap in your mouth
#7 Mar 09 2006 at 3:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dear ElderonIX

Please insert yourself on the list of newbies and f'ucktards. Then kindly go insert your ***** into your own assh'ole and proceed to go f'uck yourself.

Yours truly,

We

Edited, Thu Mar 9 15:09:40 2006 by bodhisattva
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#8 Mar 09 2006 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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It's been done better.
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#9 Mar 09 2006 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
Dear rejects and newbie **********


Can't you at least post a list of people not welcome, or people that matter, like Bodhi did?
#10 Mar 09 2006 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
baelnic the Braindead wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Dear rejects and newbie **********


Can't you at least post a list of people not welcome, or people that matter, like Bodhi did?
I like to take an "if the shoe fits" management approach.
#11 Mar 09 2006 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Dear rejects and newbie **********

It has come to my attention that you wish to 'fit in' in the cool kids sandbox. However your lack of originality bemuses me.


Does it count as original if you say it first but I say it better?

Me thinks yes.
#12 Mar 09 2006 at 3:26 PM Rating: Default
bodhisattva wrote:
Dear ElderonIX

Please insert yourself on the list of newbies and f'ucktards. Then kindly go insert your ***** into your own assh'ole and proceed to go f'uck yourself.

Yours truly,

We


Dear Bhodi,

Please post more often. I am waiting with baited breath for the day you reach 10K posts. Until then, I will continue to insert my ***** into the supple brown rings a-plenty that stumble across the forum, much like Moe parks his meat in your *** as he waits for his next unwilling victim. You have been asking for your title in advance. I think you should get it so we can officially add you to the list of has-beens who really should have left when their game was good.

With Love,

Me
#13 Mar 09 2006 at 3:37 PM Rating: Default
As an aside, using the rate button in lieu of a decent comback is bad form. Smiley: oyvey
#14 Mar 09 2006 at 3:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
You have been asking for your title in advance. I think you should get it so we can officially add you to the list of has-beens who really should have left when their game was good.
Smiley: frown
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#15 Mar 09 2006 at 3:41 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
You have been asking for your title in advance. I think you should get it so we can officially add you to the list of has-beens who really should have left when their game was good.
Smiley: frown
Smiley: schooledSmiley: lol
#16 Mar 09 2006 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: glare
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#17 Mar 09 2006 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Smiley: glare
Smiley: flowers
#18 Mar 09 2006 at 3:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Smiley: glare


Are you suprised he didnt get the intended meaning of the smiley in relation to the quote?


Its f'ucking Eldy after all he is slow.
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#19 Mar 09 2006 at 3:53 PM Rating: Decent
bodhisattva wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Smiley: glare


Are you suprised he didnt get the intended meaning of the smiley in relation to the quote?
What the fu[Blue][/Blue]ck are you going on aboot? Damn Canadian.


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Its f'ucking Eldy after all he is slow.
That's how the ladies prefer it.
#20 Mar 09 2006 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Has anyone laid claim to the thread killing, boring c'unt schtick yet?

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#21 Mar 09 2006 at 4:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's been done better.

I believe it, but I'm honestly trying to remember by who.
#22 Mar 09 2006 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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Well there was that time that Neph made the post

Subject: To the new people

Post: Leave pls.


Which was about 3 months after I made the exact same post. The plagarism was funny, at least I though so.
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#23 Mar 09 2006 at 4:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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bodhisattva wrote:
The plagarism was funny, at least I though so.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#24 Mar 09 2006 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Well there was that time that Neph made the post

Subject: To the new people

Post: Leave pls.


Which was about 3 months after I made the exact same post. The plagarism was funny, at least I though so.

Which came after Moe made it, which was after Git made it, Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
#25 Mar 09 2006 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Well there was that time that Neph made the post

Subject: To the new people

Post: Leave pls.


Which was about 3 months after I made the exact same post. The plagarism was funny, at least I though so.

Which came after Moe made it, which was after Git made it, Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
And then?
#26 Mar 09 2006 at 4:24 PM Rating: Decent
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And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.


Jacob impregnated Mary via Joseph?
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