Dear rejects and newbie fuc[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]ktards,
It has come to my attention that you wish to 'fit in' in the cool kids sandbox. However your lack of originality bemuses me. How could you even try to achieve this goal with the drivel you post? Stop riding the coat tails of known posters be name dropping and attempting to be part of the 'in' jokes. It simply makes you look like an unoriginal, waste of time. During my tenure here, I have seen many posters come and go. Few stay for the long haul as this is not a playground for the meek.
I beseech you. Either find something original to post or come up with your own shtick, stop riding the epeens of the Asylumites. As much as imitation is flattery, just realize when we do it, it’s funny; when you do it, it’s old. If you do not bring something unique to the table, then don’t bother anteing up, you have already lost.
If you choose to ignore my warning, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur.
Points to who ever can name the reference from the last line.