You dirty sheep-poker, you
Looking at the guy's pic, I'm suprised that anyone was suprised. He looks the part and sometimes you can judge a book by its cover. Take Penthouse, for example. That book can be accurately judged by the cover. It is not about building model airplanes. It only took me twelve years to detemrine that, but I'm now much better at judging book covers than I was as a teenager.
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TStephens wrote:
Take Penthouse, for example. That book can be accurately judged by the cover. It is not about building model airplanes.
That explains a lot.
Seems like a victimless crime. What an outrage! 
Ok, in all seriousness... what is up with guys that wanna pork (haha) animals?
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Ok, in all seriousness... what is up with guys that wanna pork (haha) animals?
Could be a form of backlash from the popular desires for hairlessness maybe. Rather than try and date a woman with a coat of fur along her back, just going for something that can't talk about what happened.
Or it could simply be that the guy is too ugly for words and that his only form of sexual release is in raping animals.
Hahaha. Arizona, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
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The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.
"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.
"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.
That sheep knew what time it was.
Yikes. Never try to google "beastiality". Oy.
From Wikipedia:
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The activity or desire itself is no longer classified as a pathology under DSM-IV (TR) (the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association) unless accompanied by distress or interference with normal functioning on the part of the person. Critics point out that that DSM-IV opinion says nothing about acceptability or the well being of the animal; defenders, on the other hand, argue that a human/animal relationship can go far beyond sexuality, that research supports their perspective, and that animals are capable of forming what is claimed to be a genuine loving relationship that can last for years and is not considered functionally different from any other love/sex relationship.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Quote:
The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.
"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.
"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.
That sheep knew what time it was.
Yikes. Never try to google "beastiality". Oy.
From Wikipedia:
Quote:
The activity or desire itself is no longer classified as a pathology under DSM-IV (TR) (the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association) unless accompanied by distress or interference with normal functioning on the part of the person. Critics point out that that DSM-IV opinion says nothing about acceptability or the well being of the animal; defenders, on the other hand, argue that a human/animal relationship can go far beyond sexuality, that research supports their perspective, and that animals are capable of forming what is claimed to be a genuine loving relationship that can last for years and is not considered functionally different from any other love/sex relationship.
Yes, yes that great and all, but we really need to get back to what's important. Now, are you going to vote for the Giant Douche or the **** Sandwich? Vote or Die, *****!
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That's baaaaaaaad.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
All I have to say is ewe, nasty.
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I hear the dude escaped and is on the lamb.
Quit ramming your bad puns down our throats, wool you?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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A sidebar to that story ... they raided the dude's house and found a four-foot pole with a mirror tied to the end.
When asked what that device was used for, the alleged sheep ****** replied: "I used it to see if I could put a smile on the sheep's face."
When asked what that device was used for, the alleged sheep ****** replied: "I used it to see if I could put a smile on the sheep's face."
Samira wrote:
Quit ramming your bad puns down our throats, wool you?
Shear thing!
You're all gnu to hell!
I'd bang a sheep.
I'm bad at these "puns".
I'm bad at these "puns".
NadsYetti wrote:
A sidebar to that story ... they raided the dude's house and found a four-foot pole with a mirror tied to the end.
When asked what that device was used for, the alleged sheep ****** replied: "I used it to see if I could put a smile on the sheep's face."
When asked what that device was used for, the alleged sheep ****** replied: "I used it to see if I could put a smile on the sheep's face."
Not so much a smile as a sheepish grin.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
NadsYetti wrote:
A sidebar to that story ... they raided the dude's house and found a four-foot pole with a mirror tied to the end.
When asked what that device was used for, the alleged sheep ****** replied: "I used it to see if I could put a smile on the sheep's face."
When asked what that device was used for, the alleged sheep ****** replied: "I used it to see if I could put a smile on the sheep's face."
Not so much a smile as a sheepish grin.
People need to consider the ram-ifications of bestiality...
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
People need to consider the ram-ifications of bestiality...
In general it makes them horny.
I'm surprised they're not going to book him for Obstruction of Justice after he tried to pull the wool over the cop's eyes!
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somewhere ... a 4-H member is crying.
NadsYetti wrote:
somewhere ... a 4-H member is crying.
Or celebrating.
Tonight I celebrate my love for you
It seems the natural thing to do
Tonight no one's gonna find us
We'll leave the world behind us
When I make love to you
Tonight I celebrate my love for you
And hope that deep inside you feel it too
Tonight our spirits will be climbing
To the sky lit up with diamonds
When I make love to you tonight
It seems the natural thing to do
Tonight no one's gonna find us
We'll leave the world behind us
When I make love to you
Tonight I celebrate my love for you
And hope that deep inside you feel it too
Tonight our spirits will be climbing
To the sky lit up with diamonds
When I make love to you tonight
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