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#1 Oct 17 2007 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
If this was Jesus' body, I would totally convert and take communion.

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NEW YORK - "My Sweet Lord," an anatomically correct milk chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that infuriated Catholics before its April unveiling was canceled, returns Oct. 27 to a Chelsea art gallery, its creator said Tuesday.

This time, artist Cosimo Cavallaro said he expects the public exhibit to proceed without a problem.

"There is nothing offensive about this," Cavallaro said of his controversial confectionary work. "If my intentions were to offend, if I did do something wrong, I wouldn't be doing this. But I didn't do anything wrong."

Cavallaro, who received death threats before the April show was canceled, said the vast majority of his mail was in support of his six-foot piece.

"I got a lot of positive mail from people in the Catholic Church, people studying theology, people in monasteries — all kinds of letters and e-mails of support," he said.

The last show was criticized for its timing and its location. The exhibit, in a gallery visible to passers-by on a Manhattan street, was set to open one day after Palm Sunday and four days before Christians marked the crucifixion of Christ on Good Friday.

The Catholic League, which led the charge against "My Sweet Lord" back then, said the change to the Proposition Gallery and the exhibition's new opening date would keep it from calling for another shutdown of the sculpture's showing.

"We don't approve of the piece at all, but it's not something we're going to protest," said Kiera McCaffrey, the league's director of communications. "This is much less an in-your-face assault on Christians, and it's not happening during Holy Week."

The exhibit, at the Proposition Gallery in Manhattan, will be accompanied by a set of chocolate Catholic icons created by Cavallaro, a group that includes the Virgin Mary and saints Francis, Augustine, Michael, Jude, Anthony and Fermin.

"After the cancellation of the show, it got me to look into the Catholic religion a little deeper," Cavallero said. "I started thinking about the saints, how they were ostracized for their beliefs and then canonized."

Cavallaro's work features Christ with outstretched arms, as though hanging from an invisible cross. Unlike traditional religious depictions of Christ, Cavallaro's Jesus lacks a loincloth.

The sculpture is actually a new version of "My Sweet Lord," created with 200 pounds of chocolate over three days. The original was stored in a Brooklyn facility where mice nibbled away at its hands, ears, nose and feet, forcing Cavallaro to toss the original and recast the sculpture.


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Yummy. How can anyone protest this?!



Edited, Oct 17th 2007 4:07pm by Belkira
#2 Oct 17 2007 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
Cool title
#3 Oct 17 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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They should have let the offended people have a taste.

Nothing says "holy" like eating our savior!
#4 Oct 17 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
#5 Oct 17 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
You got chocolate in my savior!
#6 Oct 17 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
I loves me some Chocolate Jesus!
#7 Oct 17 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
Quadkit wrote:
Nothing says "holy" like eating our savior!


Obviously we're not aware of the Catholic faith, then?
#8 Oct 17 2007 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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You got chocolate in my savior!



You got savior in my chocolate!

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 4:10pm by Dak
#9 Oct 17 2007 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
You got chocolate in my savior!


You got Savior in my Chocolate! Smiley: glare

Edit: Dammit, Dak, why'd you have to come back, anyway? Smiley: glare

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 4:10pm by Belkira
#10 Oct 17 2007 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
Belk just got DakPwned!

And you know you missed me Smiley: grin

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 4:11pm by Dak
#11 Oct 17 2007 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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My question has to be:

If they ever broke it up and dispensed it for eating, who'd want to eat a chocolate Jesus *****?
#12 Oct 17 2007 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
Dak the Eccentric wrote:
Belk just got DakPwned!


Um, no.
#13 Oct 17 2007 at 1:11 PM Rating: Excellent
Dak the Eccentric wrote:
Belk just got DakPwned!
Belk got what by who now?
#14 Oct 17 2007 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
You're just in denial.
#15 Oct 17 2007 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
My question has to be:

If they ever broke it up and dispensed it for eating, who'd want to eat a chocolate Jesus *****?


If it's chocolate, I don't care how it's shaped.
#16 Oct 17 2007 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good
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To me it looks like Freddy Kruger -.-
But it is still sweet.
#17 Oct 17 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
It would be way cooler if Jesus were depicted suspended from hooks instead of on the boring old cross all the time.
#18 Oct 17 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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You seriously wouldn't object to eating Chocolate Jesus *****?

Which, by the way, would be a great name for a band.
#19 Oct 17 2007 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
I like Jesus's Chocolate ***** better as a band name.
#20 Oct 17 2007 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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No chocolate cross?
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Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#21 Oct 17 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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It would be way cooler if Jesus were depicted suspended from hooks instead of on the boring old cross all the time.
Have you ever seen someone suspended from hooks? Megagross Smiley: bah
#22 Oct 17 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
You seriously wouldn't object to eating Chocolate Jesus *****?

Which, by the way, would be a great name for a band.


Nope.

This line of discussion remind anyone else of the "Dirty Jobs" episode where Mike sees the lady make chocolate dog poo?

At the end, he eats a big ol' chocolate ****, with peanuts in it and everything.
#23 Oct 17 2007 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now someone just needs to make a chocolate Muhammed, and the world would be at peace.

Or our embassy would get bombed, one of the two.
#24 Oct 17 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Talking to Lobjon on Skype, I wrote:
[5:16:38 PM] cattattack says: BEN
[5:16:45 PM] cattattack says: FOR THE LOVE OF CHOCOLATE JESUS
[5:16:48 PM] cattattack says: AND ALL THAT IS DELICIOUS
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Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.

#25 Oct 17 2007 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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They should make a peanut butter n` chocolate Jesus, or possibly a Caramel.


I'm eagerly awaiting White Chocolate Jesus!
#26 Oct 17 2007 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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It's all about Hershey's Cookies and Creme Jesus.
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Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.

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