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#52 Oct 17 2007 at 5:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
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I was shunning him on that one (>.>)
When I have nothing useful to put out ,I go for +1 in-your-end-os.
And SOMEBODY wants to rape me, not my fault.


Every thread? Every SINGLE thread? You're an attention *****; fine, I respect that. Just mix up your schtick once in a while.

Now THERE'S an innuendo for you. "TAKE ME NOW GODFREY!" is not an innuendo.


It's a single entendre.
#53 Oct 17 2007 at 5:24 AM Rating: Good
tarubstchef wrote:
I was shunning him on that one (>.>)
When I have nothing useful to put out ,I go for +1 in-your-end-os.
And SOMEBODY wants to rape me, not my fault.


Take a few tips from the Heteros, subtle is nice and every once and awhile is best. Keep your fudgepacking ghey mate in suspense.
#54 Oct 17 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Default
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My material is hack. I'll be the first to admit it. In this thread though , I was wondering if anyone had chimed in with the standard response for advice for boys with girl problems.
However , thanks to lube , my post count is much more than it would be other wise. Haha, using doctor organs for +1s.
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Keep your fudgepacking ghey mate in suspense.


I could make a joke there , but I'll refrain ^^.

EDIT : lol @ v doug down there

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 7:27am by tarubstchef
#55 Oct 17 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Stick it in her pooper.


Sorry if this has already been mentioned.
#56 Oct 17 2007 at 5:32 AM Rating: Good
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oh i agree, salt/pepper hair and white/grey hair.
@#%^ing sexy. Bald? not so much, but some pull it off better than others


Only those who cover it up, when they should really just shave instead.



Wait, you're a girl? Grandfather...
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#57 Oct 17 2007 at 5:42 AM Rating: Good
LUCKILY for me, hereditary baldness comes from the mothers side of the family, and my grandad still has a full head of hair, and still needs hair cuts etc etc.



I'd be screwed if baldness came from the fathers side of the family.... my grandpa was bald by the time he was 30....
#58 Oct 17 2007 at 5:46 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Grandfather chluke wrote:
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oh i agree, salt/pepper hair and white/grey hair.
@#%^ing sexy. Bald? not so much, but some pull it off better than others


Only those who cover it up, when they should really just shave instead.



Wait, you're a girl? Grandfather...


Not last time I checked.

I'm talking about comb overs v. just shave the damn head and accept you're bald (being a future bald myself).
#59 Oct 17 2007 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather chluke wrote:
I'm talking about comb overs v. just shave the damn head and accept you're bald (being a future bald myself).


Ok, so you're just hoping she'll validate that for you then huh?

I shave my head, by choice. If I grew it in, I'd still have a mostly full head of hair. Grows a little thin on top, but is only noticeable if I gel it and go with the wet hair look.
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#60 Oct 17 2007 at 5:52 AM Rating: Good
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Ok, so you're just hoping she'll validate that for you then huh?


Not really. Just sharing my views on baldness.
#61 Oct 17 2007 at 5:54 AM Rating: Default
Mistake #1: Asking for advice here
Mistake #2: Expecting to get any that actually helps

#62 Oct 17 2007 at 6:21 AM Rating: Good
StubsOnAsura the Wise wrote:
Mistake #1: Asking for advice here
Mistake #2: Expecting to get any that actually helps
Mistake #3: ???
Mistake #4: Profit!
#63 Oct 17 2007 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
It would appear that I'm a little late to this thread, but I thought I'd add my input.

If you cheated on her, there's nothing you can do to make her forgive you. It's completely up to her and what she can live with. If someone cheated on me, drunk or not, I don't know that I could ever forgive them. I'd never trust them again. And that would make us both miserable.

I don't care how drunk you get. You can still control yourself. If you @#%^ed another female while you were drunk it's because you really wanted to, and I'd wonder how much you really care for the girl you've hurt. "All your heart?" I think not.

Edit: For clarity.

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 9:25am by Belkira
#64 Oct 17 2007 at 8:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm back, had some classes.

No, i didnt really cheat on her. Or well, not in the sex kind of way.

Uhm... How am i gonna explain this... I got pretty drunk and pretty much found my webcam to be working... I think that should be enough >_>

Yes, i regret what i did very much. I care for her with all my heart. I really don't want some stupid stunt i pulled while i wasn't able to act rationally under influence of booze to get in the way between us.

I already explained it to the other girl. I told her i did a horrible thing and that there was no justification for not taking my friends feelings into account. It's not going to happen again. Seeing how hurt she is about it really makes me realize just how much i care for her.

But yeah, now to her... ._.

I read some of your replies. Some are pretty good. I'm gonna go plan out what to say carefully... Thank you ; ;
#65 Oct 17 2007 at 8:07 AM Rating: Good
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Uhm... How am i gonna explain this... I got pretty drunk and pretty much found my webcam to be working... I think that should be enough >_>


Maybe I'm dense, or just naive, but what, exactly are we talking about here?

#66 Oct 17 2007 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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Kakusaijin wrote:
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Awfully early for you to be up, isn't it?


I go to bed at midnight and get up at 5:30 every morning to run 3 miles.

Just because your old doesn't mean i have to be :P
I don't know how much it has to do with being old. You aren't much younger than me, and I know for damn sure you won't see me running anywhere at five thirty in the morning.

I'm lucky if I even make it down the stairs in one piece.


You slackers. I'm up by 6:00 every morning, either to do a session of yoga or go for a brisk walk with the doggie.
#67 Oct 17 2007 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Under the circumstances, I think the best you can do is something along the lines of, "I'm a dumbass, but I'm smart enough to love you."
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#68 Oct 17 2007 at 8:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Gently persist with your arguements. Back off and take time outs if it gets too heated. Tell her it's made you realise how much she means to you. Respect it if she gives clear instructions to give her space or time, or to go away. Try again later.

Say what you need to say, over and over, until she gets the message you are trying to say, not just the message that she is hearing. Tell her what is going on in your head... tell her what the expressions on your face mean, what is going on inside of you right now asw you talk to her.
#69 Oct 17 2007 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Under the circumstances, I think the best you can do is something along the lines of, "I'm a dumbass, but I'm smart enough to love you."


I'm SO using that line!
#70 Oct 17 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
If she's not willing to forgive every stupid, silly, retarded, patently evil, abusive, funny, pointless, unexpected ****, self-destructive, bone-snapping, pelvis-shattering, nipple-ripping, gay thing you do when you're drunk, then fUck that ho.
#71 Oct 17 2007 at 8:18 AM Rating: Decent
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We'll see how it goes guys ^^

This thread will now be about your favorite kind of Pie!
#72 Oct 17 2007 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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KojiroSoma wrote:
Yes, i regret what i did very much. I care for her with all my heart. I really don't want some stupid stunt i pulled while i wasn't able to act rationally under influence of booze to get in the way between us.

It's bad when I call bullShit on something like this. But, it doesn't matter how trashed you are.. that's never an excuse.

If it's something you didn't actually want to do (100% would not have done sober) you're not going to do it in a drunken state either. Alcohol frees your inhibitions, not make you forget about those you care about. Keep pushing the "I was drunk" BS and you'll get nowhere.

Also.. I really want to know what you did. I'm assuming hooked up with a random chick and recorded it on your webcam, while having a "semi-romantic" relationship with your best chick-friend.
#73 Oct 17 2007 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
KojiroSoma wrote:

This thread will now be about your favorite kind of Pie!


I like pies made from the lonesome tears of girls who have drunk boyfriends.

Seriously, did you get drunk and broadcast you ******* to the entire dorm? Is she ashamed because now everyone knows you only have one nut?

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 9:23am by Barkingturtle
#74 Oct 17 2007 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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BT, have you read posts numbers 1 to 200 in the RATE ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! thread, on Never filter? Because Evil Ari laughed her tits off.
#75 Oct 17 2007 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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BT, have you read posts numbers 1 to 200 in the RATE ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! thread, on Never filter? Because Evil Ari laughed her tits off.


I tried, but I'm not a big fan of Jesus.
#76 Oct 17 2007 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Telling her with your words will only get you so far. Show her with your actions.

Edit. Damn, topic change faster than I can post.

Hmmm. My wife made a nice apple-raspberry pie the other night. It was quite tasty.

Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:23pm by chluke
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